the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
There's always time for handjobs
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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