Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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