Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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