I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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