A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
