Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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