I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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