I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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