What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I deserve this hangover.
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