I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
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