I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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