it hurts more in the daytime
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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