im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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