Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
birth control should be required to get into college
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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