Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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