It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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