I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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