and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
