so explain again why im purple
no
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Randomize
