miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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