C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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