tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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