do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
is it fun? or sober?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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