Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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