Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
The Olympian is in my bed
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