I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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