your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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