On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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