Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize