i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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