she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
you never un-have a 4some
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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