I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
my liver is dry heaving
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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