i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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