That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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