I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
