were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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