I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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