Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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