Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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