my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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