just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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