Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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