He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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