Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
They have beer where we have blood.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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