You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
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That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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