i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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