Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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