What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Randomize
