is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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