that's an acceptable place to lick
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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