She just used a chaser for red wine.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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