we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
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