Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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