on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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