is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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