Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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