That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
We just shotgunned beers for America
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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