i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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